CRISIS AVERTED: ATTENTION.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

ATTENTION.

Dearest and most Beloved Readers,

We took yesterday off out of respect for the Indigenous People of our great nation, as well as to celebrate Japan's Health and Sports Day. A. Jane Doe commemorated the day by going to Ikea with her boyfriend for the first and last time (his shopping habits do not complement hers, alas), while, on the opposite coast, JSGS stuffed herself on mediocre breakfast food at a midwestern-style eatery called STACKS.

Please don't worry: we will post soon. Stay tuned, Dearest ones.

xxoo.

1 comment:

Bizzelle said...: it's monday!; October 20, 2008 at 2:56 PM

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SNACK-SIZE BITS OF ADVICE.

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Why would you want to?

How do you remove garlic butter from drapes?
Depends on the type of fabric. Check here.

Is it possible to eat too many bagels in one day?

Well, eat some oranges or you'll get scurvy.

May I wear these leggings to the grocery store?

No. No, you may not.

WTF is the deal with that whole "starve a cold, feed a fever" thing?

Old wives' tale. Want that cheesecake? Hit it.

Y’know those plants that grow around ponds? The ones you call Cattails? What are they really called?
The scientific name of this plant is Typha latifolia; it is called by many other names, including “Bulrush, Common Bulrush, Broadleaf Cattail, Common Cattail, or Cat-o'-nine-tails.” And apparently you can eat it? (Don’t.)